Yet Other Hundreds
I wonder if he has dark eyes. You never can tell by those awful photographs in the newspapers.
Half a Dozen Women
I wonder if he can really play the piano.
The Critic Aforesaid
What a hell of a wait! These rotten piano-thumping immigrants deserve a hard call-down. But what’s the use? The piano manufacturers bring them over here to wallop their pianos—and the piano manufacturers are not afraid to advertise. If you knock them too hard you have a nasty business-office row on your hands.
One of the Men
If they allowed smoking, it wouldn’t be so bad.
Another Man