Well, how much?

The Bridegroom

Say ten cigarettes a day.

The Clergyman

And the stain noted on your right posterior phalanx by the learned medical examiners?

The Bridegroom

Well, say fifteen.

The Clergyman

(Waggishly) Or twenty to be safe. Better taper off to ten. At all events, make twenty the limit. How about the booze?