The Clergyman

Ah, most interesting! A protean and beautiful malady! But at the moment, of course, we can’t discuss it profitably. Perhaps later on.... Your father, I assume, is alive?

The Bride

(Indicating him) Yes.

The Clergyman

Well, then, let us proceed. Who giveth this woman to be married to this man?

The Bride’s Father

(With a touch of stage fright.) I do.

The Clergyman

(Reassuringly) You are in good health?