The Clergyman
Ah, most interesting! A protean and beautiful malady! But at the moment, of course, we can’t discuss it profitably. Perhaps later on.... Your father, I assume, is alive?
The Bride
(Indicating him) Yes.
The Clergyman
Well, then, let us proceed. Who giveth this woman to be married to this man?
The Bride’s Father
(With a touch of stage fright.) I do.
The Clergyman
(Reassuringly) You are in good health?