It is only 'bout a week that 'e 'as been aleadin' me.
(That's the way 'e serves 'Er Majesty the Queen!)
'E is such a little chappie,
Bein' only five foot 'igh,
That you'd wonder how 'is likes could serve the Queen;
You would think that when 'e 'eard the guns
'E'd just set down an' cry—
A-forgettin' ev'rythink about the Queen;
But by all that's good an' holy, you'd be extraord'ny wrong,
'Cos 'e doesn't like no singin' 'arf as good 's the Gatlin's song,