I staggered, groaned and then—I smyled!

Egad! it was a pleasante payne!

THE SONG OF THE SLAPSTICK

Why is a hen? (Kerflop!) Haw, haw!

Toot, goes the slide trombone;

Why is a hen? (And a swat in the jaw!)

And the ushers laugh alone.

Why is a—(Bang!)—is a—(Biff!) Ho, ho!

Boom! goes the sad French horn;