In days of old the amorous swain would sigh

And say unto his lady love the while

He pressed her to his heaving low-cut vest,

“Dost love me, sweet?” And she, with many a blush,

Would softly answer, “Yes, my cavalier!”

Now to his girl the ragtime lover says,

The while he strums his marked-down mandolin

“Is you ma lady love?” and she, his girl,

Makes answer thus: “Ah is!”

Gadzooks! it makes me sad! I see the doom