Maude I hate pink roses!
Mrs. De S. Maudie, Maudie, do not be so vehement!
Mr. De S. Never mind about the roses. They are a side issue. The question is, "Wherewithal shall you be clothed!" I must be off to earn your daily cake. Let's decide.
Maude (pensively). Jack, do you like Paris muslin?
Jack Is it anything like Plaster of Paris?
Maude Jack, behave! I am so worried! (signs of tears.)
Valeria She's just tired, poor dear; don't tease her, Jack.
Maude (with dignity). I am not tired. He can't tease me, thank you, Valeria. I think, Madam, I will have Paris muslin. Silk is so common.
Jack Why don't you have bobinet?
Valeria Why, Jack, bobinet is–