“Get out,” said she. “But look here, Master Andrew, what have you been doing of late?”

He stood swaying and balancing himself, the wreath awry on his head, and hiccuped:

“I’ve been trying to discover the source of heartburn in a radish,” he said. “Sorry I can’t stay any longer, adorable Emma,” he added flirtily, “but will you come with me to the sunny south to see the almonds bloom?”

“Oh—get out!”

He sighed:

“Well—I must go alone.” And he added dramatically, spilling much beer in Emma’s lap: “Away from this black cauldron of the city, to meet the pageant of the Spring!”

He turned and shuffled over slowly to Paul Pangbutt:

“Good-bye, old—Polyglot!...” He crooned. “I forget your name—but I’m sorry I can’t stay.... This palace of varieties” (he waved his arm round the room) is most alluring—but I’m sorry—I can’t stay.”

Pangbutt nodded, humouring him:

“I understand,” he said.