“May I ask, Mr. Malahide,” he said drily—“what I am doing here?”

The fat little man kicked out his legs:

“That’s just it, sir,” said he—“that’s just it. Well, you see, it’s this way. Now, Mr. Doome, I’m a pretty good-hearted, but rather damn vulgar man——”

He waited patiently for an answer.

Doome looked at him steadily:

“Yes,” said he—“by the splendour of God, you are.”

“Good. Now, sir, I’ve made my bit of money in the house-furniture business already; but Tankerton Wollup he’s at the top; and he’s dead sure to become a bloomin’ baronet; and he’s as vulgar as I am.”

He paused, eyeing the floor at his feet, meditatively.

Doome nodded:

“I will only interrupt you to question the accuracy of your statements, Mr. Malahide,” he said grimly.