Cantelupe. Please understand, Mr. Trebell, that I have in no way altered my good opinion of your proposals.
Blackborough. Well, I beg to remind you, Horsham, that from the first I've reserved myself liberty to criticise fundamental points in the scheme.
Horsham. [Pacifically.] Quite so ... quite so.
Blackborough. That nonsensical new standard of teachers' salaries for one thing ... you'd never pass it.
Horsham. Quite easily. It's an administrative point, so leave the legislation vague. Then, as the appropriation money falls in, the qualifications rise and the salaries rise. No one will object because no one will appreciate it but administrators past or future ... and they never cavil at money. [He remains lost in the beauty of this prospect.]
Trebell. Will you take charge of the bill, Blackborough?
Blackborough. Are you serious?
Horsham. [Brought to earth.] Oh no! [He corrects himself smiling.] I mean, my dear Blackborough, why not stick to the Colonies?
Blackborough. You see, Trebell, there's still the possibility that O'Connell may finally spike your gun to-morrow. You realise that, don't you?
Trebell. Thank you. I quite realise that.