With all his homely virtues on parade).

And I am music’s Edinburgh rock,

A laxative caressing to the ear,

A sanitary purge unto the sense;

A sentimental background in the life

Of modest daughter and domestic wife.

Chorus of Guitar and Mandoline

I snatch the silence whimpering

(Nocturnal perfumes make me sneeze)

My nostrils twitch; I snap the air,