Names, Male and Female?—M'aimez (Maimie) for a female, and Tacus and
Marius for males.
Painters?—Sign-painters.
Poet?—Robert Browning, when he has a lucid interval.
Poetess?—Timothy Titcomb.
Prose Author?—Noah Webster, LL.D.
Characters in Romance?—The Napoleon Family.
In History?—King Herod.
Book to take up for an hour?—Rothschild's pocket-book.
If not yourself, who would you rather be?—The Wandering Jew, with a nice annuity.
What is your idea of happiness?—Finding the buttons all on.