"Yes. But we don't have it. Does it make sense for anyone to try to knock us off before we have it? Shucks, we don't even know where it is, except that it's somewhere among the rice terraces."
"Which is like saying that somewhere in the Mohave Desert is a buried treasure," Scotty added.
Tony Briotti sighed. "I had heard a great deal about the penchant you two have for mysteries and excitement. Now I believe everything I've heard and more. I can't imagine any reason for all these happenings. They simply don't make sense."
"They do to someone," Rick said, and Scotty nodded agreement.
Their waiter approached, an envelope in his hand. "Meester Brant? This come while you outside. You take?"
Rick took. "Must have arrived while Scotty and I were battling for the boxing championship of the walled city." He tore it open.
"Item Five," he said. "From Chahda. 'Can't come now. Meet you in Baguio. Watch yourselves. Big danger from Ifugao no palate.'"
Scotty held his head with both hands. "Great! How do we know whether or not an Ifugao has no palate?"
"Look down the throats of every one we see," Rick said wearily. "Or maybe if an Ifugao has no palate he wears a sign to say so."
Tony Briotti rose. "That message makes no sense, either. And I make no sense to myself. It's late. Come on to bed. Maybe everything will clear up in the morning."