Twin-Mountain House, N.H.
October, 1871.

CONTENTS:

Page
I.The Author Defines his Position[1]
II.My Child-Wife[5]
III.Our Child-Eden[17]
IV.My Shadow-Wife[32]
V.I Start for College[43]
VI.My Dream-Wife[52]
VII.The Valley of Humiliation[66]
VIII.The Blue Mists[76]
IX.An Outlook into Life[84]
X.Cousin Caroline[99]
XI.Why Don't You Take Her?[113]
XII.I Lay the First Stone in my Foundation[126]
XIII.Bachelor Chambers[136]
XIV.Haps and Mishaps[144]
XV.I Meet a Vision[154]
XVI.The Girl of our Period[166]
XVII.I am Introduced into Society[182]
XVIII.The Young Lady Philosopher[193]
XIX.Flirtation[204]
XX.I Became a Family Friend[216]
XXI.I Discover the Beauties of Friendship[226]
XXII.I am Introduced to the Illuminati[234]
XXIII.I Receive a Moral Shower-Bath[240]
XXIV.Aunt Maria[247]
XXV.A Discussion of the Women Question[257]
XXVI.Cousin Caroline Again[272]
XXVII.Easter Lilies[280]
XXVIII.Enchantment and Disenchantment[290]
XXIX.A New Opening[307]
XXX.Perturbations[319]
XXXI.The Fates[327]
XXXII.The Game of Croquet[336]
XXXIII.The Match Game[345]
XXXIV.Letter from Eva van Arsdel[351]
XXXV.Domestic Consultations[360]
XXXVI.Wealth versus Love[366]
XXXVII.Further Consultations[373]
XXXVIII.Making Love to One's Father-in-Law[379]
XXXIX.Accepted and Engaged[388]
XL.Congratulations, etc.[396]
XLI.The Explosion[401]
XLII.The Talk Over the Prayer Book[409]
XLIII.Bolton[417]
XLIV.The Wedding Journey[421]
XLV.My Wife's Wardrobe[429]
XLVI.Letters from New York[435]
XLVII.Aunt Maria's Dictum[441]
XLVIII.Our House[448]
XLIX.Picnicking in New York[453]
L.Neighbors[458]
LI.My Wife Projects Hospitalities[464]
LII.Preparations for our Dinner Party[468]
LIII.The House-Warming[471]

ILLUSTRATIONS:

I.The Match Game[Frontispiece.]
II.My Child-Wife[5]
III.Matrimonial Propositions[15]
IV.Uncle Jacob's Advice[47]
V.My Dream-Wife[64]
VI.The Umbrella[159]
VII.The Advanced Woman of the Period[240]
VIII.Bolton's Asylum[275]

CHAPTER I.

THE AUTHOR DEFINES HIS POSITION.