As Balzac, who could drudge so gaily,

Or diligent as Peter Dunne,

I might accomplish daily

An ode of Pleasure or of Passion

In Ella Wheeler Wilcox fashion;

But, as it is, I sit and toil,

Consuming time and ink and curses

And pints of precious midnight oil

To perpetrate these verses.

If writing them be dull indeed,