From her jaundiced, malevolent eyes

To the tinsel she cares to call clothing,

Which is merely a patchwork of lies.

For her garments are such that a child could see through,

And her blouse (need I add?) is the famed Peek-a-boo!

She is wholly devoid of discretion,

She is utterly wanting in tact,

She’s a gossip by trade and profession,

And she much prefers fiction to fact.

She is seldom veracious, and always unkind,