My Young Lochinvar?”

He replied, “Tho’ ’twere useless to smother

My love for the maid at your side;

Tho’ my Helen be bound to another,

I shall trust to the turn of the tied.

As I drink to her squint and her freckles,

I’ll remark how few ladies there are

Who would shrink from a share of the shekels

Of Young Lochinvar.”

Then he pledged her in port, so politely