And the bridegroom is tearing his hair;

While the bridesmaids talk ten to the dozen,

Saying: “Goodness, what gabies we are,

Not to marry our exquisite cousin

To Young Lochinvar!”

Then the girl by her partner is beckoned

To the door, where a charger they find;

To the saddle he springs in a second,

And he lifts her up lightly behind;

“She is mine!” he announces, adjourning