Don't Halloo till you're out of the Wood, When a Stitch in Good Time will save nine, While a Bird in the Hand Is worth Two, understand, In the Bush that Needs no Good Wine. (Tho' the two, if they Can sing but Won't, have been known, By an accurate aim to be killed with one Stone.)
Never Harness the Cart to the Horse; Since the latter should be à la carte. And Birds of a Feather Come Flocking Together, Because they can't well Flock Apart. (You may cast any Bread on the Waters, I think, But, unless I'm mistaken, you can't make it Sink.)
It is only the Fool who remarks That there Can't be a Fire without Smoke; Has he never yet learned How the gas can be turned On the best incombustible coke? (Would you value a man by the checks on his suits, And forget "que c'est le premier passbook qui Coutts?")
Now "De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bo- num," is Latin, as ev'ryone owns; If your domicile be Near a Mortuaree, You should always avoid throwing bones. (I would further remark, if I could,—but I couldn't— That People Residing in Glasshouses shouldn't.)
You have heard of the Punctual Bird, Who was First in presenting his Bill; But I pray you'll be firm, And remember the Worm Had to get up much earlier still; (So that, if you can't rise in the morning, then Don't; And be certain that Where there's a Will there's a Won't.)
You can give a bad name to a Dog, And hang him by way of excuse; Whereas Hunger, of course, Is by far the Best Sauce For the Gander as well as the Goose. (But you shouldn't judge anyone just by his looks, For a Surfeit of Broth ruins too many Cooks.)
With the fact that Necessity knows Nine Points of the Law, you'll agree. There are just as Good Fish To be found on a Dish As you ever could catch in the Sea. (You should Look ere you Leap on a Weasel Asleep, And I've also remarked That Still Daughters Run Cheap.)
The much trodden-on Lane will Turn, And a Friend is in Need of a Friend; But the Wisest of Saws, Like the Camel's Last Straws, Or the Longest of Worms, have an end. So, before out of Patience a Virtue you make, A decisive farewell of these maxims we'll take.
Envoi.
"Don't Look a Gifthorse in the Mouth"