THE LAY OF THE CIVIL SERVANT

I am the very model of a modern Civil Servant,—

My ambition for the strenuous life’s particularly fervent.

I know a host of pleasant facts and many a pleasing fiction,

Among which last I may include, a member’s “firm conviction.”

I know the day and month of every statutory feast,—

But why these days are “Holy Days,” it matters not the least.

I know the Civil Service List and everybody’s pay

And why they came, why they’re here, and their likely length of stay;

I can see a hole in a ladder and know a Pull when I feel it,