“Wot, ho! Mate, bizzy with yer kit,

We sails fer parts unknown.

I’ve shipped me crew,

An’ a goodish slew,

Of the best prog I ken afford.

We sails termorrer at seven bells,

Screw yer nut and git aboard.”

So this is ’ow I comes to sail

As Mate of the Porkypine.

I gets aboard and we pulls out