“Wot, ho! Mate, bizzy with yer kit,
We sails fer parts unknown.
I’ve shipped me crew,
An’ a goodish slew,
Of the best prog I ken afford.
We sails termorrer at seven bells,
Screw yer nut and git aboard.”
So this is ’ow I comes to sail
As Mate of the Porkypine.
I gets aboard and we pulls out