With a mouth like a gash in a pie,

At cookin’ an’ swarin’ he were good,

Wot else ye cud stick in yer eye.

Then there were the dorg,

Which Wiggles were her name;

She were shipped as Mascot

An’ acted well as that same.

Then fer a general utility ’and,

We ’ad the Scientific

To swob the decks and dishes,