In the Register we find the following curious Epitaphs:
March 13th, 1766, died,
THOMAS EVANS,
Parish Clarke, aged 72.“Old Sternhold’s lines, or Vicar of Bray,
Which he tun’d best ’twas hard to say.”
SAMUEL PEATE,
of Whittington Castle died,
aged 84.“Here lies Governor Peate
Whom no man did hate,
At the age of four-score
And four years more,
He pretended to wrestle
With Death for his Castle;
But was soon out of breath
And surrender’d to Death,
Who away did him take,
At the eve of our wake,
One morn about seven
To keep wake in heaven.”ANDREW WILLIAMS,
WAS
Born A.D. 1690, and died April, 18, 1776,
Aged 84.OF WHICH TIME HE LIVED UNDER
The Aston Family as Decoyman 60 Years.
“Here lies the Decoyman who liv’d like an otter,
Dividing his time betwixt land and water!
His hide he oft soak’d in the waters of Perry, [39]
Whilst Aston old beer his spirits kept cheery;
Amphibious his trim, Death was puzzle’d they say,
How to dust to reduce such well-moisten’d clay.
So Death turned Decoyman and decoy’d him to land,
Where he fix’d his abode ’till quite dried to the hand;
He then found him fitting for crumbling to dust,
And here he lies mouldering as you and I must.”“He retired to Whittington upon a freehold he had purchased with the perquisites of his place for a few years before his death.”
1783.
“A severe winter,—the frost set in the day before Christmas-day, and continued to introduce the new year.”
“And I may here add, as there is a vacancy, that the frost continued till March, 1784.”
“I sore forebode these frosty times
Will nip my nob; and then my rhymes
In puff complete, in richness big,
And full and flowery as my wig,
Will future bards and priests explore,
Till Taste and Talent are no more.
While dull, tho’ disembodied I
Jump up a Gnome ’twixt earth and sky;
Perch on the pen of rhyming elf,
And squat a squabby rhyme myself.
A brat I boast, hight Pudding Billy,
Whom tho’ the witless world calls silly,
And tho’ but lame in hie hæc hoe
Is a right chip of the old block.”W. Roberts, Rector.
N.B. Mr. Roberts died a few months after writing this epitaph on himself.
The Registers are quite complete from the year 1591, to the present time, with the exception of that of marriages, from the 1654, to 1659.
The following is a copy of the Terrier of 1630, mentioned by Mr. Pennant, excepting the part of it which relates to the glebe lands:
“We find all the tythes falling within the forest of Bafin’s Wood are * * * * * * * * [40] Itm an English bible, a Welsh bible, a communion silver patara, a prayer-book in English, and a prayer-book in Welsh, a homely [41] book in English, and a homely book in Welsh,
Itm a linen cloth and napkin, two surplices, two chests, a velvet cushion and hangings for the pulpit, three pair of armour, two pikes and two head pieces, a flagon, a pewter plate, and a stone font.”
(Signed)
Edward Williams, Rector.
Edward Edwards,
John Rogers,
Edward ap Thomas,
Hugh ap John Lewis,
John Benion,
Richard ap Edd.
FINIS.
Edwards, Printer, Oswestry.