The Man—

Who goes home to grumble and growl;

Who thinks he can keep house much better than his wife;

Who cannot remember his wife’s birthday nor the anniversary of their marriage;

Who believes that no one below the status of an angel should be his helpmate;

Who decides his wife is “fixed” for the season if she has one new gown;

Who imagines a woman’s bonnet should cost about $1.95;

Who fancies that his wife exists for the comfort and convenience of his mother and sisters;

Who provides himself with a family and trusts in providence to produce a home and something to eat;

Who labors under the delusion that his wife’s money belongs to him;