Miss Pallas Eudora Van Blurky,

She didn’t know chicken from turkey;

High-Spanish and Greek she could fluently speak,

But her knowledge of poultry was murky!

She could tell the great-uncle of Moses,

And the dates of the Wars of the Roses,

And the reasons of things—why the Indians wore rings

In their red aboriginal noses;

Why Shakspere was wrong in his grammar,

And the meaning of Emerson’s Brahma,