And he further remarked, in most serious way:

“Give it up, did you say? ’Twill be frigid, that day![2]

Why, without relaxation, sir, life wouldn’t pay!

And I, for my part, will remain till I’m gray

On the roll of the Hercules Club!”

You perceive, gentle reader, the rub.

Is it nobler to suffer those arrows and slings

Lack of exercise brings—or take clubs, and let things

Unconnected with matters athletic take wings;

Till all interests beside, like the Arabs, shall glide