10 And David went on, and grew great, and the Lord God of
hosts was with him.
12 And David perceived that the Lord had established him
king over Israel, and that he had exalted his kingdom for
his people Israel's sake.
13 And David took him more concubines and wives out of
Jerusalem, after he was come from Hebron: and there were yet
sons and daughters born to David.
The nearer he got to God—the more God was "with him," the more wives he wanted. Next we have 2 Samuel xx. 3:
3 And David came to his house at Jerusalem, and the king
took the ten women, his concubines, whom he had left to keep
they were shut up unto the day of their death, living in
widowhood.
Now what did David do that for? I don't know. It was such a trifling little matter that it was not thought necessary to give any reason. Perhaps he had eaten too much pie and felt cross; and what else were those women for but to be made stand around on such occasions? Weren't they his property? Didn't those ten women belong to David? Hadn't he a perfect right to shut them up and feed them if he wanted to? Don't you think it was kind of him to feed them? I wonder if he sang any of his psalms to them through the key-hole. His son Absalom had just been killed, and he felt miserable about that. He had just delivered himself of that touching apostrophe we often hear repeated from the pulpit to-day, to awaken sympathy for God's afflicted prophet: "O my son Absalom, my son, my son Absalom! would God I had died for thee, O Absalom, my son, my son!" And I haven't a doubt that there were at least ten women who echoed that wish most heartily. It must have been carried in the family without a dissenting vote.
To this God of the Bible a woman may not go unless her father or husband consents. She can't even promise to be good without asking permission. This God holds no communication with women unless their male relations approve. He wants to be on the safe side, I suppose. I'll read you about that. It is in one of the chapters that are not commonly cited as evidence that God is no respecter of persons, and that the Bible holds woman as man's equal; nevertheless it is as worthy of belief as any of the rest of it, and its "Thus saith the Lord" and "as the Lord commanded Moses" are "frequent and painful and free," as Mr. Bret Harte might say. The chapter is Numbers xxx.:
And Moses spake unto the heads of the tribes concerning the
children of Israel, saying, This is the thing which the Lord
hath commanded.
2 If a man vow a vow unto the Lord, or swear an oath to
bind his soul with a bond; he shall not break his word, he
shall do according to all that proceedeth out of his mouth.
3 If a woman also vow a vow unto the Lord, and bind herself
by a bond, being in her father's house in her youth;
4 And her father hear her vow, and her bond wherewith she
hath; bound her soul, and her father shall hold his peace at
her; then all her vows shall stand, and every bond wherewith
she hath bound her soul shall stand.
5 But if her father disallow her in the day that he
heareth; not any of her vows, or of her bonds wherewith she
hath bound her soul, shall stand: and the Lord shall forgive
her, because her father disallowed her.
6 And if she had at all an husband, when she vowed, or
uttered aught out of her lips, wherewith she bound her soul;
7 And her husband heard it, and held his peace at her in
the day that he heard it; then her vows shall stand, and
her bonds wherewith she bound her soul shall stand.
8 But if her husband disallowed her on the day that he
heard it; then he shall make her vow which she vowed, and
that which she uttered with her lips, wherewith she bound
her soul, of none effect: and the Lord shall forgive her.
9 But every vow of a widow, and of her that is divorced,
wherewith they have bound their souls, shall stand against
her.
10 And if she vowed in her husband's house, or bound her
soul by a bond with an oath;
11 And her husband heard it, and held his peace at her,
and disallowed her not; then all her vows shall stand, and
every bond wherewith she hound her soul shall stand.
12 But if her husband hath utterly made them void on the
day he heard them; then whatsoever proceeded out of her
lips concerning her vows, or concerning the bond of her
soul, shall not stand: her husband hath made them void; and
the Lord shall forgive her.
13 Every vow, and every binding oath to afflict the soul,
her husband may establish it, or her husband may make it
void.
14 But if the husband altogether hold his peace at her from
day to day; then he establisheth all her vows, or all her
bonds, which are upon her: he confirmeth them, because he
held his peace at her in the day that he heard them.
15 But if he shall any ways make them void after that he
hath heard them; then he shall bear her iniquity.
16 These are the statutes, which the Lord commanded Moses,
between a man and his wife, between the father and his
daughter, being yet in her youth in her father's house.
Between man and his God they tell us there is no one but a Redeemer; but between woman and man's God there seems to be all her male relations, which, I should think, would prevent any very close intimacy. And by the time the divine commands to woman were filtered through the entire male population, from Moses to the last gentleman who, in the confusion natural to the occasion, misquotes "with all thy worldly goods I me endow," I should think it not impossible that some slight errors may have crept in, and the Church should not feel offended if I were to aid her in their detection.
Here we have two or three passages that are said to be the words of Jesus. I hope that is not true. But I, believing him to have been a man, can understand how they might have been the words of even a very good man in that age and with his surroundings; but the words of a perfect being—never! Of course I know that we have no positive knowledge of any of the words of Jesus, since no one pretends that they were ever written down until long after his death; but I am dealing now with the theological creation upon the theologian's own grounds. My own idea of Jesus places him far above the myth that bears his name.