"Yes; so shall I," replied Nelly: "I thought of that. It will sound very nice."
Rob looked a little disappointed. He thought it would tease Nelly to have her doll called "The Empress."
"No: I think I'll call her Mrs. Napoleon," said he.
"Well," said Nelly, "I suppose that would do,"—Nelly had not the least idea that Rob was making fun of her,—"but I don't believe they ever call the real Empress so. I don't remember it in the story. I'll ask mamma. I think Mrs. Napoleon is a beautiful name: don't you, Rob?"
By this time Rob was too deep in the "Cliff Climbers"—one of his new books—to answer; and Nelly was all dressed ready to go downstairs. As she left the room, Rob called out:—
"I say, Nell, tell mamma I don't want any breakfast. I'd rather stay in bed and read this story."
It was a very droll Christmas-day, but the children always said it was one of the very pleasantest they ever spent. It turned out that the cook was really in a heavy drunken sleep. She had been partly under the influence of liquor when she went to bed the night before. That was the reason she had asked Nelly where they would be sleeping in the morning. She did not know what she was saying when she said that. Mr. March went and brought a doctor to look at her in her sleep, for they were afraid it might be apoplexy; but the doctor only laughed, and said:—
"Pshaw! The woman's drunk. Let her alone. She'll wake up by noon."
Mr. and Mrs. March felt very unhappy about this, for Sarah had lived with them two years, and had never done such a thing before. She did not wake up by noon, as the doctor had said. She did not wake up till nearly night; and, when she went downstairs, there were Mrs. March and Nelly and Rob in the kitchen, all at work. Mrs. March and Nelly were washing the dishes, and Rob was cleaning the knives. They had cooked the dinner and eaten it, and cleared every thing away. Sarah dropped into a chair, and looked from one to the other without speaking.
"Hullo!" said Rob, "you cooked us a nice Christmas dinner: didn't you? We'd have never had any if we'd waited for you."