CLINGING VINE—A woman who allows her husband to think that he is having his own way.

HELPMATE—A combination of playmate, soul-mate, and light-running domestic.

GODDESS—An impossible woman, who exists only in novels and in a man's imagination.

PARAGON—The kind of woman a man ought to marry, wants to marry, intends to marry—and never does.



PESSIMISM IS A MAN'S NATURAL REACTION AFTER TOO MUCH OF ANYTHING—WINE, LOVE, FOOD, FLIRTATION OR OPTIMISM

MAXIMS OF CLEOPATRA