Thou rattling, rambling, two-horse caravan!

Thou dry-land ship, breasting in scorn the waves

Of traffic’s whirlpool that round Cheapside raves.

Behind thee, competition lies,

And jealousy but breathes a curse and dies.

Poor Francis Train just hissed at thee his spite,

Then, with his ‘Tramways’ sank in endless night;

And jobbing railways, near thy presence found,

Smitten with shame, hide, fuming ‘Under-ground.’

Though trampled curs may curse thee with a bark,