But the sound won’t carry beyond this hill,

All done in a minute—don’t bark, stand still.

There, that’ll do; steady, quit lickin’ my hand,

What’s wrong with this gun, I can’t understand;

I’m jest ez shaky ez I can be—

Must be the agey’s the matter with me.

An’ that stitch in the back—what! gitten’ old too—

The—dinner—bell’s—ringin’—fer—me—an’ you.

Charles E. Baer.