A BOY’S VIEW.
Girl is very nice! Everybody who has not the misfortune to be girl will allow this. Nice girl will allow it also as far as itself is concerned. Strange girl is objectionable in the eyes of girl generally.
Powder improves girl sometimes, but it seldom finds this out until it is suggested to it by one of experience.
Healthy girl costs its parents less money for doctors’ bills, but persons who write romantic tales for circulating libraries choose unhealthy and pasty faced girl to write about—the swooning kind preferred.
If I were not boy I think I should like to be girl. It’s best fun to be boy when there’s plenty of girl about.
MAMMY’S CHURNING SONG.
Set still, honey, let ole Mammy tell yer ’bout de churn,