1. Now ladies and gents, who here I see,

Snap-poo!

I pray you listen unto me,

Snap-poo!

And I’ll relate what came to pass

when I lived down in Ar-kan-sas,

Snap-poo! Snap-Peter!

Fi-lan-thi-go-shee-ter!

Snap-poo!

2. While riding home one Saturday night,