And, oh, you may bet, I felt all hunk

When into a chair by her I sunk.

(Chorus.)

5. Our chairs got closer as we two rock’d,

Snap-poo!

My throat swell’d up till I most chok’d,

Snap-poo!

At length they struck, and came to a stop—

Now, now, thinks I,’s the time to “pop!”

(Chorus.)