’Twas a balmy summer evening, and a goodly crowd was there

That well nigh filled Joe’s barroom on the corner of the square,

And as songs and witty stories came through the open door;

A vagabond crept slowly in and posed upon the floor.

“Where did it come from?” some one said;

“The wind has blown it in.”

“What does it want?” another cried, “Some whiskey, beer or gin?”

“Here, Toby, seek him, if your stomach’s equal to the work,

I wouldn’t touch him with a fork, he’s as filthy as a Turk.”

This badinage the poor wretch took with stoical good grace,