Chipper an’ han’som’ an’ trim,

But I tossed up my head an’ made fun o’ the crowd,

’Spacially Jim!

I said I hadn’t no ’pinion o’ men,

An’ I wouldn’t take stock in him!

But they kep’ up a-comin’ in spite o’ my talk,

’Spacially Jim!

I got so tired o’ havin’ ’em roun’

(’Spacially Jim!)

I made up my mind I’d settle down