Von name, von home, von beef!

I publish now dese sacred bonts,

Dese matrimonial dies,

Pefore mine Got, mine vrow, minezelf

Und all dese gazing eyes.

Und now, you pridegroom standing dere,

I’ll not let go yoz collar

Undil you dell me one ding more,

Dat ish: vere ish mine tollar?