Fire! Murder! Police! Vatch!

O cracious! do vake ub!

Dot girl she schleebed—dot rain it rained

Und I looked shtoopid like a fool,

Vhen mit my fiddle I shneaked off

So vet und shlobby like a mool!

BIDDY’S TROUBLES.

If this selection were recited in the costume of a housemaid, with apron, sunbonnet and bare arms, the effect would be intensified. Place the hands on the hips except when gesticulating.