“Mis’ Jones is late agin to-day:

I’d be ashamed now ef ’twas me.

Don’t tell it, but I’ve heerd folks say

She only comes to get her tea.”

“Law me! she needn’t want it here,

The deacon’s folks ain’t much on eatin’:

They haven’t made a pie this year!

Of course, ’twon’t do to be repeatin’;

“But old Mis’ Jenkins says it’s true

(You know she lives just ’cross the way,