And pretty—that is, pretty old,

Pretended that for her dear Jacob

The heaviest cross she’d gladly take up;

But, really, she cared no more

For Jake than for the shoes he wore.

An old maid’s matrimonial chances

Grow very slim as time advances,

And this explains why Sally Skreels

Proposed to share Jake’s bed and meals.

They married. Time fled on apace—