Or to do up your collars and things so nice.

“What do you think of my machine?

A’n’t it the best that ever was seen?

’Tisn’t a clumsy, mechanical toy,

But flesh and blood! Hear that, my boy?

With a turn for gossip and household affairs,

Which include, you know, the sewing of tears.

“Tut, tut, don’t talk. I see it all—

You needn’t keep winking so hard at the wall:

I know what your fidgety fumblings mean;