Ye pinks of high rank, let your sorrows have vent,

And join with your pals in a doleful lament.

No longer at midnight, when coming it strong,

Ripe for riot and row, shall we stagger along;

No more of brave acts shall we “gentlemen” chaff,

Nor floor a raw lobster and fracture his staff.

Till lately, when liquor got up in the nob,

A fine of five shillings would settle the job;

And none will deny who has starr’d on the town,

A frolic or spree wasn’t cheap at a crown.