I have always so well in the Ring gone to work,

That my backers proclaimed me “inwincible Burke;”

And then for a lad of my courage and game

To be floored by a novice—​by Jove! ’tis a shame.

I hang down my head, quite dismay’d and perplex’d.

And when folks ax me questions, of course, I am wex’d,

For, instead of consoling me under my loss,

They insiniwate plainly the thing was a cross.

They swear, for a man who has stood so much fight,

To be whopp’d in ten rounds was impossible quite: