I never came the artful dodge, tho’ poor.

I ne’er gave way to lewdness, nor to lush,

Nor did an act for which I’ve cause to blush.

True, I ne’er figur’d as a man of letters,

But yet I know’d my duty to my betters.

And never deem’d, however mean my station,

Swearing and swaggering pleasant conversation;

Yet, I confess, I lov’d in boyhood prime,

To hear of boxing in the olden time;

Of feats perform’d by those heroic men—