If you wish for a customer, I am your man.

You boast, my “Venetian,”[5] whoe’er may attack you,

You have lordlings and dukes in attendance to back you;

Well, as folks can’t suppose you are telling us fibs,

Pray, are these patricians to fork out the dibs?

I give you my word, Peter Crawley, my crony,

On my part is ready for posting the pony;

How is it, on yours, that your pal, Jemmy Burn,

In spite of your chaffing, keeps dropping astern?