(Supposed to be recounted to his Great-grandchildren, April 17th, A.D. 1920, by an Ancient Gladiator.)

Close round my chair, my children,

And gather at my knee,

The while your mother poureth

The Old Tom in my tea;

What while your father quaffeth

His meagre Bordeaux wine—

’Twas not on such potations

Were reared these thews o’ mine.

Such drinks came in the very year—