"Hey," he said, "I caught this creep on the creep. He was trying to sneak out."
The cop looked quickly at Marc, then back to George. "It's the same guy!" he said. "Which one of you birds is Pillsworth?"
Marc and George went smoothly into their routine of pointing to each other in unison.
"He is!" they said.
The cop turned to Toffee. "Do you know which is which?" he asked.
"Sure," Toffee said and nodded at George. "He's Pillsworth."
"She's crazy," George retorted hotly. "She's as crazy as bedbugs in a bathtub."
"That's right," the thug put in. "She's a looney if there ever was one."
Marc moved urgently to gain the cop's attention. "You've got to arrest that man," he said, pointing at the congressman. "He's a subversive and a murderer."