“Male or female, beau or hella,
Who hath ventured to impound it,
I would like to catch the fella!
“Talk about a tourterella!
I’d rather lose a score, confound it.
I have lost my silk umbrella.
“It was new and it was swella!
If I had his head I’d pound it,
I would like to catch the fella.
“ Hearken to my ritoumella,