But there’s none licks the one

I’m sticking up to.

But some of her faults

Would make some chaps ill;

But, with all her faults,

Yes, I love her still.

Such a delicate duck was Clementina Clements;

Such a delicate duck I never did see.’

“There’s one verse where she won’t walk over a potato-field because they’ve got eyes, and another when she faints at seeing a Dutch doll without clothes on. Then she doesn’t like tables’ legs, and all such as that, and that’s why she is ‘such a delicate duck.’ That song always tells with the women. Then I used to sing another, called ‘What do men and women marry for?’ which was a very great favourite. One verse that went very well was:

‘If a good wife you’ve got,