"'Why, something to sleep in, of course, says I. 'All colleges have 'em.

"'Oh, you mean pajamas, says Andy.

"'I do not, says I. 'I mean dromedaries. But I never could make Andy understand; so we never ordered 'em. Of course, I meant them long bedrooms in colleges where the scholars sleep in a row.

"Well, sir, the World's University was a success. We had scholars from five States and territories, and Floresville had a boom. A new shooting gallery and a pawn shop and two more saloons started; and the boys got up a college yell that went this way:

"'Raw, raw, raw,

Done, done, done,

Peters, Tucker,

Lots of fun,

Bow-wow-wow,

Haw-hee-haw,